"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby
Oh, I’m excited to bond a little with April. She’s like the little sister I never had. Because the little sister I do have is normal and not terrifying.
I’ve been on this site long enough to know what happened to it in 2010 I feel like maester aemon I’m the old fart that knows what a long winter actually feels like from the last time winter came
Omg I was so pissed that Inception lost best original score to The Social Network. Hans Zimmer forever.
Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A.
Party In The U.S.A. l Miley Cyrus
"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.
Featuring the hit song “Either I’m Completely Intolerant, or 90% of The People I Know Are Douchebags.”
This is the extremely upsetting truth about baby carrots.
Wait, this is seriously retarded. Did people actually think they were buying smaller carrots at the store? What is wrong with the world? Of course they cut them up. I can’t handle the stupidity.